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  1. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    Today was the last ever day of school, and thus involved fancy dress. As in, dressing up as things rather than dressing smartly. Everyone who went in a costume went as a Smurf, except for me (I went as Detective Gumshoe from Ace Attorney), a random dude who went as one of the Beatles and a mate...
  2. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    Funny moments on school trips count, right? Well, they do. While I was in Russia, on the first day in St Petersburg, half our group got stuck in a metro station on Nevsky Prospekt, having gone in thinking it was a shop of some kind and unable to leave because it was one-way. Half of us went...
  3. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    Mental note: apologise to the English language and never accidentally use the word "literally" to emphasise a hyperbole ever again.
  4. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    We were going through a mountain (literally) of sheets on the Holocaust today in History when I came across somebody on a sheet about at-large Nazi war criminals who was described as a "leading Nazi hunter". I instantly got an image of a bloke with a pith helmet and a shotgun. Even just by the...
  5. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    *I am asked to plug somebody's laptop in to charge but forget to turn the switch on* GUY: Can you turn me on? ME: *switches on the socket* *short pause* ME: I just missed an epic "that's what she said" D: (Later in History) DIFFERENT GUY: *explaining the National Insurance Act 1911* The worker...
  6. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    Today our History teacher got on the subject of the Nazis illegalising Jews having sexual relations with Aryans and the difficulty of enforcing it, which is always a laugh because it invariably results in her shouting "I HAD SEX WITH A JEW!" while demonstrating the unlikely conditions of someone...
  7. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    Today while doing law homework I learned of a concept called "mens rea". Try pronouncing that out loud to yourself while pretending you have the maturity of a five year old. :D
  8. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

    In Bio we tested one of the guys' urine to see if he was pregnant. He wasn't.
  9. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School V2

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